Oh, Blog, how I missed you!

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Just a quick Audrey/Zorn sketch

Enter: Holiday Madness

Did okay knocking 4 people off of my shopping list today, but what about the legion of loved ones left? Well, that's what next weekend and my Louisville Slugger are for. It's gonna be hell out there, people. So remember to use patience, self-control, and short, controlled bursts.